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Wednesday 21 December 2011

This is What All Malaysian Should Know



          NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
          Ajinomoto

          NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
          Maggi Mee

          NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
          Nasi Lemak

          NATIONAL LUNCH :
          Nasi Ayam

          NATIONAL SUPPER :
          Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

          NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
          Traffic Jam

          NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
          Pineapple

          NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
          Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after
          a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

          NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
          Food Poisoning

          NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
          Menstrual Pain

          NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
          Everything on earth..


          NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
          None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

          NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
          Cap Kaki Tiga. 


          NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
          Panadol.

          NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
          Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

          NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
          Happy Hours.

          NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
          The sight of a police road block.

          NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
          NATIONAL Rice Cooker

          NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
          Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

          NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
          Carrefour. 
          NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'
          -on the way.

          NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
          -10 minutes

         NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
         Petrol naik
          NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
         Still cheaper than other country
         NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
         there was accident on the other side of the road

         NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION  :
         'I got some work to do..u all go first'

         NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
         An act of God.


         NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
         None. We were misquoted.


         NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
         Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah? 


         NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE:
         everybody jumping what!

         NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
         government will give discount one of these days

         NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE:
         minum kopi
   


      


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