This is What All Malaysian Should Know

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:           Ajinomoto           NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :           Maggi Mee           NATIONAL BREAKFAST :           Nasi Lemak           NATIONAL LUNCH :           Nasi Ayam           NATIONAL SUPPER :           Roti Canai & Teh Tarik           NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:           Traffic Jam           NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :           Pineapple           NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:           Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after           a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .           NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):           Food Poisoning           NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):           Menstrual Pain           NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:           Everything on earth..           NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:           None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.           NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :           Cap Kaki Tiga.            NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:           Panadol.           NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:           Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.           NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):           Happy Hours.           NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):           The sight of a police road block.           NATIONAL RICE COOKER :           NATIONAL Rice Cooker           NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:           Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.           NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:           Carrefour.            NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'           -on the way.           NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE           -10 minutes          NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE          Petrol naik           NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE          Still cheaper than other country          NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:          there was accident on the other side of the road          NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION  :          'I got some work to do..u all go first'          NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:          An act of God.          NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:          None. We were misquoted.          NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:          Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?           NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE:          everybody jumping what!          NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:          government will give discount one of these days          NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE:          minum kopi